Chevy Avalanche- cant decide if it wants to be a pickup, or an SUV, so it takes a little bit of both, ultimately not having enough of either one, and ends up costing more than a new pickup, or SUV . Isn’t as comfortable as an SUV, and doesnt have nearly as much usefulness as a pickup, and the ride is sub par. It looks cool, but since it costs more than the vehicles it is trying to look like, but cant perform nearly as well, you’re better off getting a used Escalade, or a Chevy pickup with a 6 or 8 ft bed. Heck…they cant even carry a box of grid squares in that tiny little bed of theirs. Good vehicle for people who have no idea what they want out of life, or are just looking for adventure, but not TOO much.
SEALS: that chevy car from the song “ one piece at a time “ by the man in black. Kinda scary looking, and reminds you of a vehicular monstrosity in the vein of Frankenstein. However, as it takes the best parts from every car in service, it has some awesome abilities. Like a Chevy Silverado, it can float, but like the planes from sky captain and the world of tomorrow, it can also go UNDER the waves. Comes equipped with a folding mini 4 wheeler in the trunk to go scooting through the woods or jungle, the side doors flip up and turn into drones, all 3 front headlights can fire 40 mm grenades, or properly equipped, can be used to spray perfume on any unsuspecting target.