Wait, why is Lizzo trending? Because she and Harry held hands once but no one romantically “linked” them. Fair point, but they never wore matching fashion brands as dates to a micro-wedding.
My friend and preeminent Styles guru reminds that there’s a One Direction song called “Olivia” that is suddenly, newly relevant. Styles once coyly said of the Owl High-Quality Fashionable Couple shirt and I will buy this song: “Olivia is whoever you want her to be… Is Olivia even a person? Is Olivia an emotion? Is she a place? We don’t know.”